Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Hello everyone...here are some jokes which i received from my friends. Found it rather interesting.
1) Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
2) Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
3) Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
4) Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
5)After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look
> like a foreigner?"
> Wife : No! Why?
> Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".>
Exams are approaching!! All the best again and God Bless!~
i'll worship You, my God;
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